Actor Nicholas Cage claims he once woke up in the middle of the night to find a naked man eating a Fudgesicle in front of his bed.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) October 16, 2013
I honestly didn’t even think twice about this. Whether it involved something Nicolas Cage was doing earlier that night, or whether he had nothing to do with it at all, this sounds like something Nicolas Cage would be involved in.
“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.
I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”
So this happened. And actually Nic, it is funny. He sounds harmless. He was just enjoying a Fudgesicle. Those things are unreal. But I never doubted this for a second. If it was any other actor or actress, I would’ve thought this to be far-fetched. But for this guy, anything is possible. Nicolas Cage is tapped.
Nic Cage, everybody.