Wtf was that? He have some gum stuck to his fingers or something?
Tom Brady throws for a living, everybody knows that. But he was also a strong baseball prospect coming out of high school. A scout for the Montreal Expos, John Hughes, had nearly talked the organization into drafting him in the 5th round of the 1995 MLB draft.
“I think he would have been a pro,” Hughes said. “He had all the intangibles. He could throw, left-handed power. There is no reason to think this guy couldn’t have been a big league catcher.”
A pro, huh? The guy can’t even get it from the mound to the plate in the air. He bounced it. You never bounce — everybody knows that, especially George.
And that brings us to the greatest first pitch of all time, from the unintentionally funniest person of all time.
Chills. Now that’s a pro, folks. Murica.
PS – Suck it, Tom.