— Daniel Ketchell (@ketch) March 6, 2016
There aren’t a lot of endorsements that I put a ton of weight behind, but Arnold Schwarzenegger might be one. Mostly because he’s invincible. He’s kind of got that Bill Clinton quality where he can do anything he wants and nobody cares, nobody thinks less of him. He’s just a meaty, lovable bear to the American people and he always will be. It’s endearing that he can’t speak English. It’s endearing that his skin is flaking off from so much tanning. It’s endearing that he knocked up the nanny like 15 years ago and it didn’t change anything in his life whatsoever.
So yeah, Arnold’s behind John Kasich? Okay, point Kasich. I’m paying attention now.