Yep. Camels. Sun. Hump day. You can’t stop me.
You guys weren’t ready for this this morning. I could feel it. I could taste it. The force was strong with me. But now it’s here. Now we’re ready. Let’s do this.
Terror in Nigeria
Two car bombs rocked a marketplace in Nigeria yesterday, killing 118 people. Terror is a growing concern in the region ever since more than 200 girls were abducted by terror group Boko Haram last month.
1.8 million pounds of ground beef is being recalled across 4 states by the United States Food Safety and Inspection Service for fear of E. coli contamination. There is growing fear that the contaminated meat may have been distributed nationally.
For kicks, CNN posted yesterday that a whopping 1.8 pounds was being recalled.
The NBA released a 30-page document laying out the charges against Sterling. Apparently Donald is being charged with several cover-up efforts, including attempting to persuade Visor Princess to lie to NBA investigators.
The LA Times obtained the report.
The show goes on tonight. Here’s what we’ve got.
Editorial Tommy needs a miracle: Prediction.
Here ya go.
The boys are at the Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial this weekend. The lovely Boo Weekley is the defending champ.
Rory McIlroy announced a shocking split with fiancee tennis star Caroline Wozniacki this morning, just days after sending out wedding invitations. More here.
There were a bunch of primary elections yesterday. The Republican establishment defeated the Tea Party across the board. That’s the hype.
Camels can drink up to 40 gallons of water at a time and, subsequently, go up to 2 months without drinking any wayter.
There she is. See you out there 😉