Pluto Is Back In The News Because Pluto Is Awesome

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I fuckin’ love Pluto. I don’t know if it’s because it’s like the cute little puppy of the solar system that the other planets don’t really consider a real dog or what, but I love it. Just a great rock, never hurt a fly, always getting pulled in both directions by planet-ers and non-planet-ers.

Well, welcome back to the spotlight Pluto. NASA published the first ever color photograph of the small planet/non-planet and it is extremely… underwhelming.

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Not the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen. Planet is two things now? Wtf is going on here.

Whatever. Don’t bring me down, NASA. Don’t try to diminish Pluto’s admiration in popular culture. Last year I published this piece about Pluto living the comeback story of the century and let me tell you this: my love for Pluto does not go unequaled.

Pluto Makes Comeback Of The Century

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