Huffington Post — Crews have vacuumed up most of about 10,000 gallons of crude oil that sprayed into Los Angeles streets after a high-pressure pipe burst. Fire Capt. Jaime Moore says oil spilled early Thursday over approximately half a mile and was knee-high in some parts of the industrial area of Atwater Village near the border of Glendale. (Source: Huffington Post)
A handful of commercial businesses were affected, as well as a strip club that was evacuated.
Hahahaha. I was just scrolling, scouring, circling above the internet for my next post like a vulture assessing its prey when I saw this line:
“A handful of commercial businesses were affected, as well as a strip club that was evacuated.”
Imagine this crowd being evacuated; the Wednesday night/early Thursday morning crowd at the LA strip club located in the industrial area. Crude oil seeping in while this crew is trying to get over whatever issues led them there, trying to forget whatever pains forced them to this dreary scene.
Actually, no, you don’t even have to imagine. We’ll just literally define it.
incongruously varied in appearance or character; disparate: a motley crew of discontents and zealots
- Lacking in harmony; incompatible: a joke that was incongruous with polite conversation.
Maybe they were at The Bounce House?