Saturday. English Premier League. Chelsea v Stoke City. 1-0. 65 yards out. Here we go.
Wowzah. Have to feel for the keeper here. As soon as the ball comes off you just know you’ve got no chance. Like when you’re a kid and you drop your favorite toy down the stairs (because you’re an idiot) — it survives the first few tumbles, but inside you know you’ve got no chance. You just watch as it ravages itself en route to the bottom.
Poor keeper. He tried to get back. He scurried. He jumped. But yeah, he had no chance.
Fortunately for him, Chelsea went on to win 2-1.