Seriously how can this be news?
They’re doubling the search area? Really? How is that possible, isn’t the current search area planet Earth? Are we checking the fucking moon now? Also if you’re in anyway affiliated with Malaysia Airlines don’t you want there to be no updates ever under any circumstances unless you actually find it? The internet moves quickly, people forget and stories blow over (unless I remind you every day on The Skinny). So going out of your way to update everyone that the search area has doubled is like BP updating everyone that animals are still dying from oil in the Gulf of Mexico.
Just hush. Zip it. Search whatever you gotta search, do whatever you gotta do. But don’t tell us the search area has doubled 13 months after a massive jetliner disappeared. That ain’t cool. Just find the plane.