Jim Furyk, boys and girls.
It’s just funny because if you asked any golf fan “Who’s the one person you would pick to par all 18 holes of their round?” every single person’s first pick would be Jim Furyk. He’s just Mr. Consistency. He’s in the top-5 of career on-course earnings numbers but has a fraction of the wins/trophies of the other big dogs in that group. He finishes somewhere between 2nd and 9th every single tournament, grabs a nice paycheck and moves on to the next tournament.
So yes, obviously Jim Furyk parred all 18 holes today. Obviously.
PS – In Jim’s defense, he does have a US Open title and 16 PGA Tour wins. But in my defense, he’s 4th all-time on the career PGA Tour money list behind Tiger, Phil and Vijay… who have a combined 155 wins and 22 majors.