Greg Norman — ironically ‘The Shark’ — nearly loses arm with chainsaw

Greg Norman is an interesting character, especially in golf history. He was, for years and years, the #1 ranked player in the world. He won and led dozens of tournaments. However, he’s infamously lost more major tournaments than he’s won. Somehow, through all this, he’s acquired the nickname The Shark; that name’s never been more fitting than this weekend.

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Over the weekend, Greggles (59 years old) revealed some personal troubles with a chainsaw via his Instagram account.

Norman: “Working with a chainsaw ALWAYS be respectful of the unexpected. I was one lucky man today. Damaged, but not down & out. Still have left hand.”


And then he brought us up to speed on his fine recovery the next morning from the scene of the crime.


Norman: “Thank u all for your concern & good wishes. All well the morning after the accident. Here I am at the scene of the crime w/my new fashion statement!”


Greggles has a pretty intriguing social media game. As a 59-year-old, he’s really embraced the technology fad and shown us his cool life.

For example, he owns a cool boat.


And a cool plane.



And he also has that old person thing going where he types in all caps. Hey, Greggles, we’re pretty familiar with this social media thing and can decipher which text is yours without you permanently caps locking all of your technologies. Just relax.



I love The Shark; he’s the man. I’m glad he’s okay. Keep doing you Greggles and don’t be afraid to relax on the caps lock situation. See ya out there.


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