Dennis Green, from Mashable, writes:
“Instead of playing the usual game of fetch (when you get tired after 10 minutes), someone removed the human element from the game completely. His ingenious device allows his energetic pooch to play fetch all day long, for as long as he desires.”
This is sad. You don’t own a dog in the hopes that the dog can entertain himself. You own a dog so that you can play with him, so you can care for him, so you can bond with him, so you can impress girls by posting Instagrams with him, so you can play fetch and snuggle on the couch with him. So you can blame things on him.
Removing the human element isn’t “ingenious”; it’s stupid and I won’t stand for it. Destroy this machine! Destroy it now!