Ahh, Charlie Sheen. Truthfully we hadn’t heard from him in a while so I just assumed he was dead. Turns out he’s not. I am glad, for he has an innate ability to produce ridiculous things.
Enter Exhibit A. The Sheens are, according to Charlie’s note, huge Brian Williams fans. In his articulate, convincing, hole-less prose, Charlie wrote the following support for Brian:
Dear Mr. Williams, Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life. First off, THANK YOU, for 24 years of inimitable professionalism and top shelf brilliance, as a stone cold passion driven and (PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.
Secondly, Thank you “squared” for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis, (PERFECTLY) to myself and my family. But for every other person alive, (with a TV) who relied and still do, on your poetic, insightful and NOBLE sacrifices, that made our longest nights shorter, and our shortest nights safer.
You good sir, are a hero in my “Entire Library”
Lastly; you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously “staged” by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs, who’s only desperate and hideous goal is to discredit the genius that they relied on for almost 3 decades!
Now and forever you are a true Patriot and a Hero of mine until the day i leave this star crossed imperfect Rock we call Earth…
Mr W: respect love hi 5’s and refuge! (if you need it!) I remain humbly and on dangerous standby at your service…. I am; the MaSheen….
You have to love Charlie describing Brian’s “(PERFECTLY) fact based” journalism in the first paragraph. The guy, a week ago, admitted and apologized for lying about a story he’s been telling for over a decade. He then goes on to say that Brian is the “victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt!” Bro, once again, the guy admitted and apologized for lying. That’s not a witch hunt; that’s being caught red-handed and apologizing in hopes of keeping your $10 million/year job.
Please, Charlie, go back to ranting about tiger blood and showering porn stars with cocaine. It’s not that that’s a productive contribution to society, it’s just that it’s more entertaining and on your level. Journalism isn’t for you.