The Andi Fix
Absolutely bringing it at the rose ceremony this week. Plus some tasteful side boob.
One v. One Date: Nick
Big curveball for everyone. Andi chose Nick for the one on one date…again. She chose him last episode too. All the guys were pretty confused. Cody was pissed because he hadn’t gotten a date yet. Not much to address except that Andi really digs Nick.
One v. One Date: Cody
So Cody got his first one v. one date. He was the last one to get one out of the remaining guys. I can’t even believe he has made it this far. Not because I don’t like him, he’s just not compatible with Andi in any way. She finally realized that this episode, on this date, and it ended with a meltdown.
But the big story of the night was Cody’s deep, deep V-neck. Woah baby.
The twitterverse had a field day with Cody’s shirt selection.
No time to pay attention to #Bachelorette tonight. But Cody’s deep v-neck just caught my attention and now I need to watch this trainwreck
— Dayna DeSimone (@daynadesimone) June 24, 2014
— janet d’oliveira (@janzyland) June 24, 2014
Cody’s V-neck is def not primetime appropriate. Please call your local ABC affiliate to complain. I covered my dog’s eyes. #Bachelorette
— Jen Gerson Uffalussy (@jennyalyse) June 24, 2014
Dear Cody from the bachelorette, It went down hill when you walked out for the 1 on 1 dinner date in a v-neck Love, Juliette — Candace Stringer (@CandaceStringer) June 24, 2014
Andi felt really bad about having to be honest and say she wasn’t feeling the romance with Cody. He then left the show that night. Welp, back to the gym.
And then there were 7.
Group Date: Lie Detector Test
Extra special group date this week…lie detector tests! Woo! The fellas were asked questions about marriage, relationships, honesty, and some random topics thrown in there. Obviously the star of the day was Dylan.
Yeah, I don’t wash my hands after I use the bathroom. Yeah, I’ve had sex with more than 20 girls. Yeah, I just faked sick and bounced in the middle of the group date to hit the local bars. What hurts, you ask? Um, ok. I guess my stomach and my head? Idk. What are you going to do about it, Andi?
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
Alas! The Secret Admirer
God. I’ve had it up to here (my hand is about eye-level) with this guy. Chris’ emotions are way too much for me. I don’t know how I didn’t predict that he was the secret admirer to begin with. No one else has that kind of emotional commitment and consistency.
Then the test-givers came out with the results. This part legitimately made me mad, just on principle. ‘The Bachelorette’ is now officially the most over-dramatized T.V. show of all-time after this little stunt they pulled.
!!! She rips them up?! What a waste of everyone’s time. She ripped them up so the guys will think that she trusts them? That’s a very annoying thing to do to America. Don’t pull the plug on showing lie detector results. That’s one of the most naturally intriguing things on the planet. It’s like when your friend says he or she has a really big secret to tell you, and then just doesn’t tell you. Everyone hates that person.
Also, Josh. You’re so brutal, dude.
J.J. was the only one eliminated, in addition to Cody leaving earlier in the episode.
Although it couldn’t affect my life less, I was really hoping that she would pick J.J. over Josh. That would’ve been the smart, cool thing to do. At least J.J. was a genuine, nice guy. Josh is definitely just somewhere looking at himself in a mirror right now.
And then there were 6.
PS- is Chris Harrison the most useless and replaceable T.V. personality of all-time?