Look, did I feel like a child laughing at this? Yes. Did I watch it over 10 times? Yes. Do I think “You won’t be back!” is the funniest line I’ve ever heard? No, but I think it’s the funniest line I’ve ever heard when you consider Arnold Schwarzenegger sitting on his couch taking a selfie video practicing the lines he’s going to use to replace Donald Trump on a reality TV show.
And that brings me to my next point. What a glorious world we live in. Just a few years ago Arnold is publicly shamed for impregnating his nanny and keeping their child a secret for years, and now he’s replacing the most controversial figure in the history of politics, the Donald, on a show about firing people.
You can’t make this stuff up. America in 2015 is the most fascinating place in the history of the world and I am eternally grateful for the opportunity to live in it. I thank my parents for it every day. So glad they conceived me. Just the luckiest break of all time. Internet, Donald and Arnold, cheeseburgers with grilled cheeses inside of them, YouTube. Just so damn lucky.
PS – If you don’t like Arnold there’s something wrong with you. The guy is a real-life Shrek that has somehow been a gigantic movie star and the Governor of California. He’s simply amazing.